How to go viral in 7 easy steps.

1. Pique curiosity.
2. Deepen curiosity so that it becomes fascination.
3. Maintain fascination so that it becomes an emotional habit.
4. Create buzzwords that are also fuzzwords to explain the emotional habit without really explaining it.
5. Maintain this confusion about knowing without really knowing what you think you know because you feel that you know, and you don't wany anyone to take this feeling away.
6. Take this to the next level by declaration: "the next level is here..."
7. You're the leader of the next level. Congratulations and keep it up. When the levels level out, go sideways and make up more words to keep ahead.